then don't step on any butterflies

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Scientologists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Saddam Hussein
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Hee.

It amuses me that while combing through a Google image search of the word 'Lucifer', I get a photo of Ann Coulter :)

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Well it's getting to be that time of year again!
... Or so the department stores would have us believe.

For me, anyway, it seems the earlier I begin, the more likely it is that I will actually mail my holiday cards!

So here is the yearly gimme-your-address-if-you-want-one-cos-you-know-I-already-lost-it post!

Comments are screened so no one will get your pertinent info except for little ol' moi.

Thought:

Am I the only one who, upon noticing journals on the GJ homepage that are obviously for an RPG, reads their profiles out of curiosity?

hmm.

This interests me!

And it is a small world!

In other news, I cannot sleep. Woooo.

Everyone needs to go see 1408.

Hee.

Professional Wrestler Chris Benoit, Family Found Dead in Georgia Home

Good lord.

Almost Perfect- INFP
30% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 26% Judging

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen.

Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good.

Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME.

Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values.

You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards.

Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else!

Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself.

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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

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The other personality types are as follows...

Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging
Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging
Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging
Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving
Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging
Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving
Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 25% on Extraversion

Higher than 86% on Intuition

Higher than 22% on Thinking

Higher than 9% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on Ok Cupid

ow.

I have a papercut on my tongue.

:(

Now that I stop and think about it, I think it really might be illegal for me to have brought home two casebooks of respiratory charges.

But I have to have them done tomorrow and there was no time today. Meh.

snort

I am a
Canna

What Flower
Are You?

Let's Play a Game!

... It's called 'Help Pay Off Dew's Mastercard' :D

FINAL HOURS!
Sanrio! Kawaii!
RARE Hello Kitty Stationary!
Plus sizes! PVC Red Python Bag!
The SAK!

Tacky, I realize.
But, hey, desperate times...

EDIT:
I'd like to point out that 90% of what is listed were gifts.
Cos, yes.

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

Best Caption Ever.

"Egyptian Queen Cleopatra's image graces an ancient Roman coin that went on display in London Feb. 14, leading academics to believe that she was not a looker."

I had a history teacher once tell me she looked a bit like Sandra Bernhardt. Who I always think of as wearing this big awful hat in Hudson Hawk.

dies

"I'm the grammar snob about whom your mother warned you."

Why? Because it's about books, that's why.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6. ~~Tag five other people to do the same.~~ If you wanna do this, go for it.[I agree]

"Small, oval, and salmon-colored, they certainly resembled Xanax. I knew what Xanax looked like. Believe me, I knew."

- Quieter Than Sleep by Joanne Dobson.

"Cozy" mystery of the academia sort. Written by an English professor, who wrote interesting critcism on all of the books I read for 18th Century Women Writers of America.

Oh, Anne...

Talk about coicidence...
I went to clean out the TiVo suggestions this morning, and it had taped The Crow last night.
Of a movie channel too, so not edited for time or content.

Eerie.

Just cos I'm still waiting on someone to get online...

Create your own Friend Test here

so. bored.

This purse:

...totally looks like underwear.

If I do not have plumbing by tomorrow, I will be renting a hotel room across the street. Tra la la la la.

snort

Dew says:
i wonder sometimes
Dew says:
if my computer eats mp3s
Rollerboy says:
you should train it, it should learn that it's supposed to PLAY music, not eat it.
Rollerboy says:
swat it with a newspaper

are you KIDDING ME?!

Nothing like getting up two hours early to get a ride to work, only to have said ride leave without you.
And then bitch when you called on the cell to say "WTF?!"

then don't step on any butterflies

Hee.

Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Thought:

hmm.

ow.

*snort*

Let's Play a Game!

Best Caption Ever.

*dies*

Oh, Anne...

Just cos I'm *still* waiting on someone to get online...

*snort*

are you KIDDING ME?!

snort

dies

Just cos I'm still waiting on someone to get online...

snort